So last week, I posted about earning my new title “sh– for brains.”
It’s like the gift that keeps on giving.
Because I earned it this week too.
Saturday morning, Cro Magnon and I are having a discussion in bed, after I’ve woken from a rare sleep-in-late (it is almost 10 a.m.). I’m slightly hung over. Giggle.
“I’d like to take you to the Bahamas,” Cro Magnon coos.
“But you’d need a passport. And you don’t have a passport,” he says.
I nod in agreement. Because I don’t feel like doing the paperwork that involves getting a passport. Got enough on my plate without having one more thing. To do.
“We could stay in the country. Go to Key West,” I say helpfully.
Cro Magnon nods. “Mmhm.”
“Did I ever tell you about the time I drove down to Miami?” he asks.
I tell him no. So Cro Magnon tells me about the time he drove down to Miami.
“Did I ever tell you about the time I drove cross country?” he asks me.
“No.”
“Well I did,” he says. “It was worth it. It was beautiful. I remember this one time on my way back. I was driving through blah, blah, blah and I got tired so I pulled over and took a nap. Next thing I know there’s this Indian guy knocking on the window, asking me if I was alright. So I tell him, yeah, I’m alright, just taking a nap. Well I looked around and the sun was just starting to come up in the Painted Desert. All these colors. It was wild.”
I’m thoughtful for a moment. And then.
“Did somebody paint it or were the rocks just formed that way?” I ask. Helpfully.
Cro Magnon just looks at me.
I still think it’s a legitimate question. I’d never heard of Painted Desert. And you never know.
Right?
I later looked it up on Google. Painted Desert is part of the badlands in AZ. Now if he said badlands, I would know.
I saw Thelma & Louise.