The last thing I want is to go back to middle school.
But it’s curriculum night.
I don’t want to go. Is that bad?
Cro Magnon is baffled by my dilemma.
“You don’t have to go. Why go? I never go.” (He never does)
“Because you’re supposed to.” I say.
“But why?“
“Because.”
“Because why?” (It’s like talking to a four-year-old).
I stare at him. “I don’t know. Because I’ll get mom-shamed. Moms – and many dads, I’m told – are supposed to go.”
“I don’t go. I never go. And the kids are doing alright.”
Sigh.
“Did you ever skip?” he asks.
“Um, yeah,” I tell him. It was a few years ago. I never told anyone about it. I pulled into a packed school parking lot, got at glimpse of all the good parents sitting in desks pushed together in groups of four listening to a teacher standing in front of a blackboard. The windows were cracked. It looked hot.
So I drove back out.
I went to Marshalls.
I leave that last part out when I tell Cro Magnon.
“What are you going to do if you go?” he asks me.
“I don’t. Know. Go to her classes, see her teachers, say hi, so they know I’m there. That I came because I care about my child’s education and I’m a concerned, good parent, like all the other Vera –Bradley toting moms.”
Sigh.
“Can you talk to the teachers?” he asks me.
“Not really no. There’s too many people. It’s too crowded.” I tell him.
“Why bother? It’s like you going to Philly to see the Pope. Look there’s me in the corner – along with a million other people. Nobody would know you didn’t go…”
“I would…”
Silence.
So. I don’t know if I’ll go. Maybe I’ll go. I’ll just. Go.
I’m going.
But I could get my hair trimmed.